The Shrekoning 

Once only a humble Internet meme, The Shrekoning now defines the transcendence of one's mind to a new plane of existence to live in the Holy Swamp of our Lord Shrek.

Once Jason was found worthy, he was prepared for The Shrekoning.

The Shrekoning by Spherical_Josh July 30, 2017

the shrekoning 

when ones ass is torn by the almighty prince charming, it summons the almighty amazing lord Shrek with a loud and mighty roar.

guy 1 "ow my ass hurts!"

guy 2 "the shrekoning is beggining"
shrek *rooooaaarrr* "i am here. give me the ass"

the shrekoning by the shrekt October 22, 2014

The Shrekening 

When you get more thirsty than your body can keep up with and pretend to be anally penetrated by a cartoon, usually Shrek.

Zayne was so desperate, he was giving himself The Shrekening.

The Shrekening by BrazzersBananas August 16, 2015