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lay the smack down 

To take control of a situation with the intention of resolving it as rapidly as possible
I am gonna go in there and lay the smack down
lay the smack down by KaffyP February 3, 2010

right off the smack 

Similar to right off the bat, right off the smack refers to the first thing that is necessary, done, or noticed. The modification of this phrase is used to ground the jargon to just getting off the effect of heroin, smack, which impairs cognitive function.
Right off the smack, if I'm gonna live here I'm going to need hot food, a hot shower, and a hot lay.
right off the smack by ViHelena October 15, 2017

wax the smack 

The act of masturbating, much like beating the meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, etc. Made famous by Nostalgia Critic, a popular film reviewer
Nostalgia Critic: "as Peewee Herman Hey kids, crack is wack, but wax the smack. So whack off everyday!!"
wax the smack by Quitopher June 5, 2017

Puttin' the Smack Down!

1. Talkin' Trash

2. Something really good or cool, or doing something really cool or good.

3. Kickin' ass!

4. Droppin' Plates
Jarrod Washburn was really "Puttin' the smack down!" in that game tonight!

to lay the smack down 

Verb: to say a severely harsh comment to someone and offend them so badly they cannot look at you.

commonly used phrase: The smack down has been brought.
When Amar told Ned that he needed three sweaters to be sown together to make one of Ned's socks, he layed the smackdown so badly that Ned could not look at Amar for three weeks.

on the smack

A very dumb and spontaneous exclamation clarifying the time, usually occurs when good slang is on the tip of one's toungue but cannot be thought of correctly.
Jake: "Well, it's 3:30 on the smack..."
Gabe: "you mean to tell me?"
on the smack by PJake January 4, 2004