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The Ross
The process of having sex with an ex-hockey playing midgetwho also sucks at poker, everything else in life, etc.) and is in the band.
The Ross by Drew Donosky August 21, 2004
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The Ross
Also referred as "The big league Jew" or "Jew-bert Shekalstein" this mysterious humanoid creature resides crevasses in nearby Chicago Illinois, this creature can be found complaining about something or perhaps being obnoxious with other sub humans, its behavior resembles much of a hob-goblin or leprechaun, however these creatures are misunderstood, but be cautious they feed of fecal matter and cartilage
"Yo did see that Ross (The Ross) yesterday? The thing was eating a dead deer on the I-5 near Tacoma."
The Ross by VonWolfhouspudishment March 15, 2022
The Ross
The Ross by ZombieZonker November 5, 2023
The Ross Gellar Conundrum
When an unsuspecting victim in a group of friends falls in to the bottomless pit of everyone calling them "Ross Gellar" for the rest of their life.
"I guess all my friends call me 'Ross Gellar' now. I don't really like it, but in their defense I never did try to make them stop."
"I am SO not Ross Gellar. How did you even come up with that? It doesn't make any sense and is, like, quite frankly so far off it's sad..."
"That's so Ross, bro."
"Oh my god, can't you see you are only saying that because of the Ross Gellar Conundrum?!"
"I am SO not Ross Gellar. How did you even come up with that? It doesn't make any sense and is, like, quite frankly so far off it's sad..."
"That's so Ross, bro."
"Oh my god, can't you see you are only saying that because of the Ross Gellar Conundrum?!"
The Ross Gellar Conundrum by Dr. Walter Fanchy March 7, 2018
The Ross Gambit
A complex, higher level chess endgame maneuver in which the winning player sets up an unnecessary stalemate. Its primary use is in matches where a draw is more advantageous than a win. Originally scoffed at by modern players, the depth and creativity of the Ross Gambit is now hailed by chess theoreticians worldwide. The Ross Gambit is classified under post-pre-modern chess endgame strategies.
In the infamous game of "Ross's Folly" (McCarthy v. Crutcher, 2010), Ross McCarthy narrowly pulled out a draw against the near-vanquished Ian Crutcher. McCarthy's success in creating a stalemate when Crutcher had nearly achieved defeat is the first documented instance of The Ross Gambit.
The Ross Gambit by thug4lyf November 9, 2010
The Ross Martyn
The Ross Martyn by bob7259 July 22, 2021
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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