The Randy Quaid

When a man is getting a girl from behind, and when she is not looking the man grabs a bottle of water and squirts it up her ass, then the man rams his cock in her ass and proceeds to yell "The shiter is full."

Dude I pulled out the old "Randy Quaid." She wouldn't suck my dick so gave her the randy quaid

The Randy Quaid by Parker Welch August 3, 2008

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The Randy Quaid Suprise

A very welcome punch to the cunt.

Mom: Hey Nick, how was school.
(Nick punches his mom in the cunt.)
Mom: Yahoo! Thanks for the Randy Quaid Suprise.

The Randy Quaid Suprise by Ben McLaky January 11, 2008

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The Randy Quaid Effect

When an actor becomes delusional after becoming slightly well known, and begins posting incoherent, babbling, drug fueled rhetoric about conspiracy theories on social media

"I used to always love watching Charlie Sheen on t.v. until he slowly started suffering from the Randy Quaid Effect"

The Randy Quaid Effect by TRMmafia June 21, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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