the polish 

the polish are either violently anti-lgbt or very gay depending on the location. thats why youve seen pictures of that one pink haired femboy (astolfo) paired with this country

johann: wait, if hes polish then why he does he act so fruity and wear all these girl clothes. what the fucq i thought the polish were all homophobic

the polish by sosotik December 10, 2023

The Polish Chance 

To momentarily play below one's skill level (allowing the opposition a chance to catch up) before mercilessly delivering the crushing defeat.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance by allowing him to score a few goals.

Tom is giving Mike The Polish Chance with the girl he is talking to, but will emerge from the night as the victor.

The Polish Chance by TheRosterHasLanded November 12, 2011

The Polish Snowcone 

The act of eating a mans semen out of a fleshlight.

Jason performed The Polish Snowcone after eating his own semen from the Fleshlight that he ejaculated into.

The Polish Snowcone by 84urnumba4lumba February 28, 2020

The polish door hinge 

Typically involves a lady of larger stature and a thick polish sausage along with a can do attitude. Strip the larger lass down naked and lay her flat on her back. Gently warm the sausage in a microwave, now insert the sausage into the vagina for a period until orgasm is almost reached then at that moment jam the sausage right up the anus. Her legs will slam shut like a well oiled door hinge. The element of surprise is a must and it is advised to be wearing sneakers as you may require a quick getaway. If you do want to eat the sausage later a condom is recommended.

Peter: have you see that girl down at the local deli?
Frank: do you mean the plus sized girl?
Peter: yeah thats her, we got into a bit on friday night and i gave her the polish door hinge!
Frank: was that polish sausage and cheese sandwiches you made us for lunch??
Peter: ummmmm yeah...

The polish door hinge by Frank Fontain May 23, 2019

the polish trick 

The polish trick is when you fart through a window by opening it or if it is already opened, does not matter what height the window is as long as the fart happens through the window.

Door: Hey Crilbus, did you hear about when Atli performed the polish trick to ruin the Hogs chemo?
Crilbus: yeah, like a dog on wheels.

the polish trick by Dogulator October 7, 2021

The Polish Vacuum 

The act of having very short bursts of anal sex to build up air in the anus, while listening to a fast tempo polka.

Man, I was blowing farts for hours after Tony gave me the Polish Vacuum. I was louder than the accordion!

The Polish Vacuum by The Oktoberfest Giggler June 2, 2012

The Polish Diplomat 

A Claw Hammer

Some fool cut me off in my car. Lucky for me I was prepared, so I brought out the Polish Diplomat and showed that fool what time it was!

The Polish Diplomat by Marquito del Muerte September 29, 2011