murder mitten

The name given to michigan due to it's shape and murder rate. Way harder than dc...th@ why u changed my definition bitches.

K-Zoo, D-Town, Flint Town, Gun Ru, Sagnasty, Benton Harbor and are examples of cities in the Murder Mitten

by Sammy P. October 06, 2006

Murder Mittens

Admirable and descriptive name for a cat's paws.

That dog better back off or he'll get the murder mittens.

by Debbie M. March 13, 2021

the murder mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.

The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.

by roller May 26, 2005

Cocoa Murder mittens

A Grizzly Bear.

In the Pacific Northwest you should always carry bear spray or you might get eaten by Cocoa murder mittens.

by Kc Armstrong October 16, 2022