The face of evil, some call Disney. That ridiculous smiling face behind which lies an evil, wicked, crafty and scheming intellect, intent on destroying the world as it should be. Having destroyed Star Wars, a space soap opera about a family spread across 6 episodes, the mouse is further corrupting the audiences of new productions, using teen actors and rejecting them when they mature so badly that they post nudes all over the internet and end up with multiple cycles of psychiatric care and release to society.
Steve: Hey! You seen that poor excuse for a Star Wars movie?
Jonathan: Damn the mouse! Gotta ruin everything that made my life meaningful!!!!
Jonathan: Damn the mouse! Gotta ruin everything that made my life meaningful!!!!
by FreshAir2.0 December 6, 2018
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Newspaper-headline: Employees of Disneyland got their wages withhold.
User-Comment: I mean... What did you expect? The Mouse needs its Money.
Newspaper in the year 2100: A Member of the US-Senate got murderd just one day before the Senate wanted to vote on a copyright extension. The Murderd Senator from Vermont wanted to vote no on the upcoming law. If the new law gets passed the intellectual property of people will be protected for 500 years after their death. This will especially help Disney whos right to Mickey Mouse would expire in one year.
User Comment: Wow. Well... You don't fuck with The Mouse.
Newspaper-headline: Employees of Disneyland got their wages withhold.
User-Comment: I mean... What did you expect? The Mouse needs its Money.
Newspaper in the year 2100: A Member of the US-Senate got murderd just one day before the Senate wanted to vote on a copyright extension. The Murderd Senator from Vermont wanted to vote no on the upcoming law. If the new law gets passed the intellectual property of people will be protected for 500 years after their death. This will especially help Disney whos right to Mickey Mouse would expire in one year.
User Comment: Wow. Well... You don't fuck with The Mouse.
by blfire December 19, 2017
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He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to jiggle the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn
He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped to jiggle the mouse tail with his elbow to restore the full screen streaming HD porn
by margrette sees January 24, 2013
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by baconismidog March 7, 2009
Get the Milk The Mouse mug.He was in the final throws of jerking passion moments from jizzing on his chest again when the screensaver blanked the screen. He hoped tickling the mouse tail with his elbow would restore the full screen streaming HD porn
He had something to finish -- What is left over after wrapping both hands around your boner. Thats something; either you have it or you don't. -- but he didn't want to take a hnad off his balls of the other hand off his boner to wake the tv. Having pushed his boxers to the carpet his knees were free allowing high jerk confidence. . Surely tickling the mouse tail with his knee would work.
He had something to finish -- What is left over after wrapping both hands around your boner. Thats something; either you have it or you don't. -- but he didn't want to take a hnad off his balls of the other hand off his boner to wake the tv. Having pushed his boxers to the carpet his knees were free allowing high jerk confidence. . Surely tickling the mouse tail with his knee would work.
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