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The Metrodome 

Built in 1982 to house Minnesota sports teams the Minnesota Vikings, Twins, and University of Minnesota Golden Gophers, as well as various high school teams during high school play-offs, it has also hosted Superbowl XXVI, the 1987 and 1991 World Series and the NCAA Final Four in 1992 and 2001. Situated on the eastern side of downtown Minneapolis the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome when first constructed was considered state-of-the-art and was built in order to replace the aging Metropolitan Stadium, which was located in Bloomington, MN. The Metrodome is most recogized as the home of the NFL's Minnesota Vikings. Many record setting events have occurred in the Metrodome including Tony Dorsett's longest run from scrimmage against the Vikings in 1983, Brett Favre's record for touchdowns in 2007, Adrian Peterson's record of rushing yards in 2007 and Gus Frerotte's record 99 yard touchdown to Bernard Berrian in 2008; one of only a handful in NFL history. The Metrodome is the NFL's lowest income generating stadium and seats only about 64,111 seats. The dome's Teflon roof has deflated due to weather issues five times, most recently in December 2010 when the roof suffered catastrophic failure due to a severe blizzard which delivered 17 inches or more to the Minneapolis metro area. The incident was caught on video in dramatic fashion and forced the Vikings to move their "home" game against the Giants to Detroit's Ford Field the following Monday night.
I went to the Vikings game at the Metrodome and the roof fell down because of a blizzard!
The Metrodome by Vikings_fan_1982 December 16, 2010
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The Metronome 

Sex position used by two males, where one male is buttfucking the other while their balls collide continuously, depicting the motion of a metronome.
Did you see that video of Jake and Tyler doing the metronome? You could literally hear their ballsacks hitting eachother!

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016