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The mason

When u go to High School You find the ugliest year 10 and start dating her so u can brag to your friends that you have a girlfriend and be a simp.
The Mason is when You are new to High School and you want a Girlfriend so you find the worst year 10 and date her so you can brag to your friends and be a simp.
by deez almonds 420 March 26, 2021
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ThE MasoN

"ThE MaSoN" is known for havong two chins and sounds like jojo siwa when he talks.
"jdnknsdknksdckdiwwjkofwek djldlkjcndkjn wdjlnfkjnkjnwek." Said ThE MaSoN
by uwutism January 15, 2020
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The mason

A man who loves to have intercourse with large forheads and ear lobes.
by Pubes weener February 24, 2021
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The Mason Jar

The ultimate move is the sexual sealing of a woman's orifices. The Mason Jar requires four humans with a deliberate determination to complete this ritual. Three males and a female, with optional non gender specific camera technician. The woman must set herself in a comfortable position using all four of her limbs to hold her body parallel to the floor. Man one will take up a stance in front of the woman's face. He will then penetrate her mouth with his penis closing up her oral opening. Man two will take up position underneath the woman. He must be a flexible and strong man as this will be the most difficult position to accomplish properly. Man two should consider some sort of support furniture or cushions, as he must fill the woman's vagina with his penis, whilst also getting ready to hold her nose closed. It is very important to remember not to hold the nose closed until the very end. If man two is over eager and closes the woman's nose while her mouth is being penetrated see the entry in this dictionary for Dead Hooker. Man three must then take up position behind the woman and penetrate her anus with his penis. Once man three completes his task man two must then hold the woman's nose closed. Immediately after the nose is sealed, the men proceed to thrust into the three prime orifices. After about a minute of this man two may release the woman's nose, and enjoy giving the other men a congratulatory handshake as they have successfully completed The Mason Jar.
"Darling would you enjoy an attempt at The Mason Jar tonight?"
by cnunn1388 January 1, 2012
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The mason Dixon line

The imaginary line between your girls vagina and ass that she won't let you cross during sex.
"I was trying to put it in her butt, but she wouldn't let me cross the mason Dixon line. "
by Ye Olde wordsmith November 30, 2015
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The Mason Mozell

Mason Mozell
The kid that will beat someone up if you say too
Has an elite mullet

In love with Milfs

Love boobs a bit of ass and a tab bit of stomach

Love blended mango dragon fruit

And that’s Mason mozell because that what’s up. Thats whats up is masons fav term but when he can’t get a girl that checks all the boxes that’s no what’s up
The Mason Mozell likes older women
by Vanillatte October 31, 2022
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The Mason Effect

Turns girls wild and makes them say words such as heck or frick
Person 1: you've been a bit different lately
Person 2: yeah it's the mason effect
by Senddunes69 November 28, 2018
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