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the mailman 

Nickname given to Karl Malone, former power forward for the Utah Jazz of the NBA and one of the game's 50 Greatest Players. The name was given to him in college by a sportswriter who covered Malone's Alma Mater, Louisiana Tech.

Malone would play 18 seasons for the Utah Jazz and would become the second leading scorer in NBA history before retiring in 2005. He was well known around the league as "The Mailman" because he always seemed to deliver amazing performances.
"The Mailman had a special delivery for the Golden State Warriors last night, going off for 46 points and 13 rebounds."

"The Mailman is the most physical player in NBA history."
the mailman by Thunder DG April 11, 2008
Words you can keep

The Mailman 

When a cunt ass bitch leans over while driving and gives the passenger road head while he/she grabs the wheel and drives like The Mailman.
"Hey man one day this cunt ass bitch wouldn't stop talking while driving so I pulled The Mailman on her."
The Mailman by BLUE1DEVILS January 6, 2018

the mailman 

A daring sexual act involving a moving vehicle. Much like "road-head", the receiver sits in the seat while the deliverer pleases him orally. The only difference is that the receiver is in the passenger seat, reaching over to steer the vehicle (much like a mailman on the job).
"We drove down to the Kenny Chesney concert, and on the way back i almost ran us into a semi while my gal was giving me The Mailman. The other people in the carpool were frightened"
the mailman by moopsaur December 23, 2013

The Mailman 

A man who always delievers in the clutch.
Sports-related mostly.

This could also refer to Karl Malone...but not anymore since hes washed up.

Mailman-Big man on Campus
"Hey Billy, did you know they call me the mailman because all i do is deliever babyy.

the mailman 

the reason your mom hasn't come home...
Dad I haven't seen mom in a while...

*sniff* Shes gone

Why?

...The mailman

fondle the mailman 

Card game introduced by Arthur Spooner on the King of Queens.
Arthur: Alright fellas, the game is called Kick the Dog...Threes, Sixes, Nines, One-Eyed Jacks, and Suicide Kings are wild.
Doug: Tell you what, Arthur, why don't you just tell us what's not wild.

Arthur: That's Fondle the Mailman, and we're playing that next.

egging the mailman 

Jon-"Dood Antonio has been in there for a while"
Ryan-"Yeah man he's egging the mailman"
egging the mailman by Ryan000 June 24, 2007
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