the mama

A grey/white haired, cafeteria lady, motorcycle driving, belly dancing, crazy mom who always pretends everythings ok and will never accept things that she doesn't want to.

Karla - the origional "the mama"

by like you care? August 8, 2008

the Mama Hen

When you shove a hard boiled egg up your pussy and have your spouse eat it out of you.

"See that hoe? Rumor has it she makes her victims eat their young"
"The Mama Hen? Dude, where do you think babies come from?"

by pusspussthecooch July 28, 2020

The Mama Bird

When you are so wasted and making out with someone that you throw up in their mouth, much like a mother bird to her young.

Dude, I had like 8 shots of Jaeger and was making out with this girl. I was so wasted that I puked in her mouth. I totally gave that chick The Mama Bird.

by Cincy Dan October 10, 2008

Not the mama

Constantly convincing your father that he can't make any decisions concerning your activities. Only your mother has that permission.

- "Son, tonight you can't go to that birthday party"
- "Not the mama!"

by tlescouhier December 29, 2010

Shut the mama up

You hate yo mama

I hate you shut the mama up

by anonymous May 5, 2024

Not The Mama

Something originating from Dinosaurs, Often associated with Meme Culture

Baby sinclair: Not the mama, Not the mama, Nnnnnot the mama Not the mama!
Earl sinclair: If you do that one more time im going to throw you across the room!

by cloudydayz88 May 15, 2024

The Joe Mama Wars

It was something that happened, which had shook the lives of many a person. It was in 3069 bc, and it was when 2 of the fattest people who every existed clashed their arsecheeks together. It created a ripple so powerful it shattered windows more than 2000 miles from the 2.

Hey, remember The Joe Mama Wars? No, of course not.

by JoeMama Keeper November 3, 2021