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The invisible hand

A masturbation technique of sitting on your hand until it is numb, so that it feels like it is someone else.
I tried the invisible hand last night, but it didn't work for me
by Redsword1996 May 3, 2015
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Masturbating with the Invisible Hand

When a person becomes sexually excited while discussing economics, especially Adam Smith's traditional economic theory of the invisible hand.
When Cody passionately rambled on about economics, his friends told him to quit masturbating with the invisible hand and learn how to play sports.
by goldman or bust May 8, 2010
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Handsy the Invisible Man

Phrase used to describe your friend or buddy that gets very touchy-feely when drunk.
Watch out for Handsy the Invisible Man after 4 Kettle One and Tonic's...he has 8 arms and will probably feel up your wife or grab some girl's tits along the way...
by B. Hanback January 17, 2009
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