The Hooper
The Hooper is the really hot chick that you see walking down the street and really wanna get to know.
The Hooper by ONFACEBOOKWITHYOU July 3, 2009
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The Overthinking Hooper
Not to be confused with a normal basketball player…..The Overthinking Hooper is a male that dedicates the majority of his time to the sport of basketball. He does this in an effort to fill the void once filled by something or someone that is no longer there. He is lonesome and spends countless hours dedicated to the one thing in his life that’s never left, the sport of basketball. As he hoops, his mind can wander and enter a state of decompression or, if he chooses, enter a state of aggression which can be articulated in his play style. The life is somber and he often ponders why his life has formed the way it has. It’s almost as if the sport has transformed into a gateway or sanctuary to avoid one’s fears, shortcomings, or mistakes. There is validation and self acceptance when he cooks an opponent on a step back three, or blocks a shot out of bounds. And as the overthinking hooper progresses in the sport, which includes increasing athleticism, shooting ability, and ball control, he slowly builds confidence and learns to love himself again despite his mistakes or failures. Basketball occupies his time and fixates his mind on the task at hand. Getting buckets. So, next time you see that guy shooting around or doing dribbling drills all alone in the gym, remember…..he just might be walking the path of The Overthinking Hooper. Notable pro overthinking hoopers include Kawhi, Kyrie, or Russell Westbrook.
“Man….every time I’m at the gym that guy is always in there shooting alone working on his game.”
“Yeah he’s going thought it I bet….bro is The Overthinking Hooper.”
“Yeah he’s going thought it I bet….bro is The Overthinking Hooper.”
The Overthinking Hooper by sonderunivrs December 16, 2023
Sparky the Hooter
Highly unofficial and vulgar mascot of Wiess College, a huge cardboard penis constructed for NoD and paraded at the Homecoming game.
Sparky the Hooter by Not R May 8, 2009
Boob on the hooter
Uttered by musically gifted English crackhead, Pete Doherty, after hearing a nasty comment Morrisey made about him. Meaning is unclear, but linguists believe despite the sexual connotations, most people on the recieving end of such "boobing" are 50 year old virgins. Staple threat on The Strokes' internet message board.
"Ray Ray said that the last Strokes album wasn't as sexygreat as the first. We ought to boob him on the hooter."
Boob on the hooter by Viv February 5, 2005
Bob the hooker
A gay male prostitute-for-hire that squirts cum into the faces of his fans. The fans love it. That's why he's the father of approx. 35 children.
Jake: "I hired Bob the hooker to give us a good time :)"
Cleetus: "Oh, I need that cum. It'll be sooo warm.."
Dace: "Oh, I'm soOoOoooooooOO thirsty rn, mmmmmmm"
Cleetus: "Oh, I need that cum. It'll be sooo warm.."
Dace: "Oh, I'm soOoOoooooooOO thirsty rn, mmmmmmm"
Bob the hooker by the_penguin_error_234 August 21, 2020
Ring Around the hooker
Is a phrase used in online gaming when "men" flirt with naive women online. This is most noticeable when a woman does something otherwise not funny or unique and a guy will laugh.
Ring Around the hooker by SpecAgentWhite September 21, 2011