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The Holy Bible

Joe: dude lets watch the holy bible
Deez: DOOOD I LOVE SHREK 3
by APY3R January 10, 2022
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The Holy Bible

awesomely amazing album by the manic street preachers released in 1994, in which every track is a gem.
"Dude, the Holy Bible is awesome"

"I agree. It rox shiz"
by im a loser October 16, 2008
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something you might need after looking at porn
Person1: I just looked at unholyness, and I need the holy bible.
Person2: Hol up.
by table fan February 19, 2021
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The Holy Bible

The all time best selling fiction novel, a cult classic of literature
The Holy Bible has a really committed fan base, I heard there’s a lot of conflict over whether the sequel is canon.
by Mike N. Ike February 1, 2021
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The Holy Bible

Mike: Hey, did you read The Holy Bible?
Joe: 我叫乔,我想死
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The Holy Bible

The all-time bestseller the devil hates seeing someone reading it, or the one book leaders from certain faiths would forbid their followers from owning a copy, because its contents have the power to set them free from spiritual blindness and bondage, and to change their lives for the better forever.
It’s not surprising that those caught carrying, much less reading, the Holy Bible in public places, in some parts of the world, could be fined or/and jailed, because religious and political leaders are afraid that the truth revealed in it would undermine their position and authority in leading people to avoid heading to the wrong side of eternity.
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The Holy Bibble

The Bibble is a parody of the bible from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force used by a one of the main characters to spread his religion. A off brand Christianity spread by the character ”Master Shake” who claims he's an immortal prophet, with the God being named Jimmy.
S: *Pulls out “The Holy Bibble”*

“The Bible”

M: ”it says The Bibble”

S: “YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?”

M: No I never!-

S: YOU BETTER KNEEL DOWN AND PRAY WITH ME TO JIMMY RIGHT FRICKEN NOW-
by Diavolhoe October 15, 2019
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