The Haverford School

The Haverford School located on the Main Line is the best all-boys preparatory in the Greater Philadelphia area. Filled with attractive boys from influential and rich families usually blond with blue eyes but also have attractive males from all over the world. Haverford boys always beat their overrated rival Episcopal Academy in all sports and activities. Shipley, on the other hand, is irrelevant compared to the Fords or EA as they are not even in the Inter-Ac League. Haverford truly is the best all-boys school on the Main Line and that is the reason that EA and Shitley changed to Co-Ed schools.

Did you get into The Haverford School?
I don't know yet, but I have a lot of Shitley's and EA's lined up

The Haverford School by someone relevant on January 28, 2018

The Haverford School

The preppiest all boys school you will ever meet. This school basically invented waspy. Haverford as it is referred to breeds stuck up white boys who whole heartedly believe they are better than everyone else. Common traits of an attendee are; being an asshole, having too much money, doing a lot of stupid shit frequently, and sleeping with girls from Agnes Irwins. Dispite the horrid personalities that attend it seems the school only lets in people hand crafted by god, the whole student body is gorgeous. Finally, he defining trait of The Haverford School is that even the dumbest ones will go to an Ivy because of their families power and the power of the schools name on a resume.

I'm currently taking fuckboy classes at the haverford school.

The Haverford School by Allen202 August 20, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016