the green ninja

abilities include;
green

1:whats his power
wu: greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen
the green ninja

by JaiRed801 October 30, 2023

green ninja

n. 1. A moron; one lacking the necessary cerebral capacity to formulate coherent thought.
2. A witless boob.

I can't believe he said that. What a green ninja.

by Sendark April 25, 2005

green ninja

1)An idiot of unimaginable stupidity.

2)A complete retard.

3)More likely then not, a wannabe asian.

Ha, Ruskin is a Green Ninja

by Squidi.net/forum April 25, 2005

green ninja

The untmost elite of newbies. The omninoob. Probably grew up really sheltered. One lacking in common sense or culture to the degree that he/she could be classified as being "skilled like ninja" at being a greenhorn. The proverbial 40-year-old virgin.

You don't know how to pump gas? You've never heard of Bruce Campbell? You've never played spin the bottle?? You're such a green ninja!

by Jeth September 6, 2005

green ninja

A better version of a ninja - it's green. Found in the forests of Africa. Considered a "n00b" for not being public enough.

Jon: God You are SUCH a green ninja!

God: Hey...watch what you say Jon.

*slice*

God: Jon? Jon???

by The Green Ninja January 12, 2008

green ninja

when somone is smoking a blunt and they are letting the smoke sit in their mouth you sneak up on them n suck the smoke out of their mouth.

dood when im high i turn into a green ninja.

by green ninja attacks April 6, 2011