The 'Golden Rule' = it's not gay if it's in a 3-way.
This rule dates back to Ancient Greece. Legendary cynic, Tortuga, has argued it could possibly be gay if the 3-way consists of three males (zero females). According to early prophets, the gender of the participants plays no role in the gayness of a 3-way. Therefore, any form of a 3-way is never gay. The Golden Rule is valued by many as the most important rule in human history.
This rule dates back to Ancient Greece. Legendary cynic, Tortuga, has argued it could possibly be gay if the 3-way consists of three males (zero females). According to early prophets, the gender of the participants plays no role in the gayness of a 3-way. Therefore, any form of a 3-way is never gay. The Golden Rule is valued by many as the most important rule in human history.
"OMG I made out with Eddy last night!"- Michael
"Well, was it in a 3-way?"- Paul
"Ya, so?" - Michael
"Then it's not gay bro, that's the Golden Rule" - Paul
"Well, was it in a 3-way?"- Paul
"Ya, so?" - Michael
"Then it's not gay bro, that's the Golden Rule" - Paul
by LarryGreen June 12, 2016
When a Eugene reaches into his backpack to grab his firearm, it is time to run and find safety.
(Usually it is a school being shot up)
(Usually it is a school being shot up)
"Knowing the golden rule when I saw Eugene reach for his backpack, I got up from my desk and ran.
"When I saw Eugene grab his backpack, I remembered the Golden Rule and got the fuck out of there."
"When I saw Eugene grab his backpack, I remembered the Golden Rule and got the fuck out of there."
by EugeneInvestigator February 09, 2017
When engaging in a threesome that involves two guys and one girl, the golden rule states that it's not gay.
It's not gay when its in a three-way
It's not gay when its in a three-way
Girl: I'll only take both of you
Josh: No way, that's gay!
Andy: Don't forget the golden rule bro! it's not gay when it's in a three-way, its ok when it's in a three-way, with a honey in the middle and some leeway, it's not gay when it's in a three-way.
Josh: No way, that's gay!
Andy: Don't forget the golden rule bro! it's not gay when it's in a three-way, its ok when it's in a three-way, with a honey in the middle and some leeway, it's not gay when it's in a three-way.
by jolzz May 28, 2011
by John "Lugh" Fowler July 01, 2011
by thisUnkn0wn September 08, 2012
Bob and I were tag teaming Suzie last night. Just as I was about to nut, my dick slipped out of her cooch and landed in Bob's mouth. It was cool, it was part of a three way so the golden rule applies.
by Tony Rockyhara June 14, 2011
If two men are invited to have sex with the same woman at the same time, it isn't gay if it is in a three way.
by voiceinthesky May 23, 2011