The Gilbert

Quintessential sex move. Used primarily to end a relationship, or convince a two bagger to leave your house when you sober up early. Drop trou and sit down raising legs well over your head. After she/it begins eating your ass cut a runny, rumbling fart directly into her/it's mouth. Results in immediate departure.

Dude, my girl wants to commit.. What should I do? Give her the Gilbert, that'll send the bitch for the hills, and if it doesn't you know she's a keeper.

by Camuel slemens February 7, 2019

The Gilbert School

Located in Winsted, CT, The Gilbert School was founded by William L. Gilbert. Was at one point a private school, as Mr. Gilbert left a will that contained a clause stating that people who attended St. Joseph's School would not be accepted to his high school. This prompted the local church to rename the school to St. Anthony's School (aka, St. Tony's Prison).

While the Gilbert website says that they provide "outstanding educational opportunities" for students, the alumni of the school would beg to differ. Gilbert has become a very poorly managed school, with a focus leaning more towards sports than education. Students are rarely encouraged to work to their fullest potential, and some of the faculty could care less of them.

I graduated from The Gilbert School and all I got was this lousy diploma.

by Tony Yakiniku April 23, 2005

The Gilbert Struggle.

The feeling in the morning (Or anytime really) where you struggle with the decision to take your sweatpants or pajamas off.

Is that guy really wearing sweatpants to a strip club? He must be on the Gilbert Struggle.

by HiggsDaBossMan January 28, 2014

The Traveling Gilberts

Nobody knows these people. Some people say they know them and that they have orbs. Those people are wrong because the truth is nobody knows them.

Who in the hell are The Traveling Gilberts?

by BJTravels November 13, 2021