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The Founding Circle 

The first fifty members of The Order of the Alabaster Parakeet. They are as follows:

1. Graig Ayyad
2. Alonso Clozza
3. Jacinto Barlup
4. Hyman Heckle
5. Antione Mcelmeel
6. Jewel Hodosy
7. Felton Cassase
8. Buck Durett
9. Rhett Carmello
10. Winford Cychosz
11. Elden Faltz
12. Benedict Miggo
13. Rey Bookmiller
14. Granville Galinol
15. Cordell Linburg
16. Lynwood Daurizio
17. Ike Mordini
18. Ezequiel Lasin
19. Deangelo Dziurawiec
20. Sid Mulvahill
21. Edmundo Gavles
22. Cristopher Cration
23. Douglass Maeno
24. Renaldo Blide
25. Lonny Brasket
26. Waylon Ebilane
27. Jewell Pellietier
28. Kasey Hulzing
29. Andreas Autovino
30. Rolf Melady
31. Constanzo Lombardini
32. Cornelius von Schmidt
33. Jude Perencevich
34. Waylon Marguardt
35. Shad Molinini
36. Keneth Mahrenholz
37. Garret Iamiceli
38. Santo Lazott
39. Jerrell Acerra
40. Manual Greaux
41. Max Fenster
42. Christian Dory
43. Christian Kasprzak
44. Julio Bisceglia
45. Javier Ekberg
46. Allyson Kmetz
47. Julio Turnbough
48. Selena Wimbish
49. Jessie Osegueda
50. Archduke RMM Swigberry Smythe
And so it came to pass, that these 50 men would become the founding fathers of this most sacred Order.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016