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the formula by OnyxLazarus October 19, 2017
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The Formula 1
When your partner butt chugs a bottle of champagne and quickly inserts a butt plug to stop the liquid coming out. You then proceed to bend her over and have sex with her from behind thus resulting in the pressure building up. Once you finish, you rip the the plug out quickly and she sprays you like the winner of a formula one race.
The Formula 1 by Luke Bartlett January 17, 2020
Death to the formula, death to the wack
1. A warcry against ones' enemies decrying stagnation, conformity, and inferiority; Essentially, "Death to your worries, enemies, and general lameness"
2. A call-and-response used as a greeting, toast, or affirmation
2. A call-and-response used as a greeting, toast, or affirmation
From Curtis Meyer's poem "Spell of The Universe (Hip-Hop in Circles Comes)":
"Three times recite in thy cauldron black / Death to the formula, death to the wack"
Party #1 offers glass: "Death to the formula"
Party #2 clinks glass in return: "Death to the wack."
"Three times recite in thy cauldron black / Death to the formula, death to the wack"
Party #1 offers glass: "Death to the formula"
Party #2 clinks glass in return: "Death to the wack."
Death to the formula, death to the wack by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008
The Man Formula
The universally accepted method of objectively rating a woman's attractiveness. It was first realized in the summer of 2010 and has now become almost a household term.
The equation has three variables: U, L, and F, representing Upper body, Lower body, and Face respectively. Each variable is given a value from 0 to 10 judging on the attractive features of the woman in question.
The equation for determining a woman's rating of visual attractiveness (or RVA) is
RVA = ULsin(9F)
This formula works for any woman (try it!)
The equation has three variables: U, L, and F, representing Upper body, Lower body, and Face respectively. Each variable is given a value from 0 to 10 judging on the attractive features of the woman in question.
The equation for determining a woman's rating of visual attractiveness (or RVA) is
RVA = ULsin(9F)
This formula works for any woman (try it!)
Damn dude, you see that girl? What do you think?
Hell naw, you see that face? That's a 0 on the Man Formula for sure. Don't mess with that.
Hell naw, you see that face? That's a 0 on the Man Formula for sure. Don't mess with that.
The Man Formula by TeaCake55 May 4, 2011
The Twoot Formula
The best way to maximize your facebook profile picture like amount.
One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic
This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.
One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic
This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.
-Hey dude you got so many likes on your profile pic!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!
The Twoot Formula by Manwhore923952 November 3, 2013
The Gay Formula
The formula states that two men having sexual relations is gay if they both DO like it. If two men having sexual relations both do not enjoy it, it is not gay. The last part to the formula (and the most confusing to the general public) states that if one party enjoys the intercourse, but the other does NOT, the act is not gay whatsoever.
"But if two guys have sex EVER, that's gay right?"
"No Andrew, having sex with another guy and not liking it while he does is not considered homosexual because of The Gay Formula."
"No Andrew, having sex with another guy and not liking it while he does is not considered homosexual because of The Gay Formula."
The Gay Formula by Rich Punani G4P March 21, 2017