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The Formula 1 

When your partner butt chugs a bottle of champagne and quickly inserts a butt plug to stop the liquid coming out. You then proceed to bend her over and have sex with her from behind thus resulting in the pressure building up. Once you finish, you rip the the plug out quickly and she sprays you like the winner of a formula one race.
Hey babe, shall we grab a bottle of bubbly and try the formula 1 tonight?
The Formula 1 by Luke Bartlett January 17, 2020

Death to the formula, death to the wack

1. A warcry against ones' enemies decrying stagnation, conformity, and inferiority; Essentially, "Death to your worries, enemies, and general lameness"

2. A call-and-response used as a greeting, toast, or affirmation
From Curtis Meyer's poem "Spell of The Universe (Hip-Hop in Circles Comes)":

"Three times recite in thy cauldron black / Death to the formula, death to the wack"

Party #1 offers glass: "Death to the formula"
Party #2 clinks glass in return: "Death to the wack."

Rearrange the formula 

Adjusting one's bollocks to a more comfortable position from one's pocket. Also known as playing "Pocket billiards."
Give me a sec, I need to rearrange the formula.
Rearrange the formula by hazatrand September 6, 2022

The Man Formula

The universally accepted method of objectively rating a woman's attractiveness. It was first realized in the summer of 2010 and has now become almost a household term.

The equation has three variables: U, L, and F, representing Upper body, Lower body, and Face respectively. Each variable is given a value from 0 to 10 judging on the attractive features of the woman in question.

The equation for determining a woman's rating of visual attractiveness (or RVA) is

RVA = ULsin(9F)

This formula works for any woman (try it!)
Damn dude, you see that girl? What do you think?

Hell naw, you see that face? That's a 0 on the Man Formula for sure. Don't mess with that.
The Man Formula by TeaCake55 May 4, 2011

The Twoot Formula 

The best way to maximize your facebook profile picture like amount.

One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic

This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.
-Hey dude you got so many likes on your profile pic!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!
The Twoot Formula by Manwhore923952 November 3, 2013

The Gay Formula 

The formula states that two men having sexual relations is gay if they both DO like it. If two men having sexual relations both do not enjoy it, it is not gay. The last part to the formula (and the most confusing to the general public) states that if one party enjoys the intercourse, but the other does NOT, the act is not gay whatsoever.
"But if two guys have sex EVER, that's gay right?"
"No Andrew, having sex with another guy and not liking it while he does is not considered homosexual because of The Gay Formula."
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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