The Devil's Finger

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The act of creating cuts on a chili pepper to then insert it into either the vagina or butt hole (or both) to create an extremely painful sensation. Only the bravest would dare to try this.

Guy 1: Hey man, why did your ex break up with you?
Guy 2: She said she wanted to spice it up in the bedroom, So I gave her The Devil's Finger.
Guy 1: Ha, Be careful what you wish for!
Guy 2: Yeah, But I don't think she wished for a Ghost Pepper.

The Devil's Finger by foxy555 July 21, 2019

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the devil's sharpie

Sometimes when I wipe... I'll wipe and I'll wipe and I'll wipe... a hundred times. Still Poop, still poop. It's like I'm wiping a marker or something. That's the devil's sharpie.

I think I just used a whole roll of toilet paper thanks to the devil's sharpie.

the devil's sharpie by jihadonU September 22, 2014

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The Devil's Handjob

When both partners use one hand each to form a circle used to masterbate. Can be created by holding hands, and inserting the penis in the middle of the hold, created by the hands together.

Yo, John, Jude and I just preformed "The Devil's Handjob."

The Devil's Handjob by Leather#0001 February 25, 2022

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The devil’s tango

Sex

Mom:Omg! Me and your father had the devil’s tango last night
Daughter: Omg mom wtf thats gross

The devil’s tango by Hippos&Hippies January 27, 2019

the devil's ruler

Alternate term for the metric system. First coined by Thunderbird Reynolds 1921 after Metre Convention was extended to cover all units of measure, not just length and mass.

The devil's ruler will be the end of us all. -TR

the devil's ruler by Donaven March 13, 2014

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The Devil's Oreo

A malicious joke where upon one defecates all the way around the rim of the toilet seat and then closes it.

Jane slept with John's best friend, so he got back at her by leaving The Devil's Oreo in her bathroom.

The Devil's Oreo by kreepright February 27, 2013

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The Devil's Sauce

Any alcoholic drink; usually used when talking about binge drinking type behavior.

Penelope drank so much of the devil's sauce she couldn't see straight.

The Devil's Sauce by Justinn Case March 21, 2009

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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