The Crock Pot

When you think you have to fart, but shit your pants and don't have anywhere to clean up within a reasonable amount of time (maybe while driving / hunting / fishing). A Shart which becomes trapped between the cheeks, stewing and brewing and warm as can be. You just carry it home with you like a crock pot!

My buddy went fishing and brought home a full Crock Pot, a classic wet shart situation, and all because he had nowhere to properly clean himself off, and wasn't going home anytime soon! He simply brought the crock pot home with him.

by LabMaster S.J. December 24, 2022

cooking dope in the crock pot

making chili

rain dip drop top cooking dope in the crock pot

by Meyers my October 31, 2017

crack the pot

When smoking marijuana, the first hit when you pack the pipe or bong also know as the green hit.

yo you can crack the pot, its your bud

by bless da king March 10, 2009

what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac

it basically means "what the fuck" but funnier since if you get cut mid-sentence, you have to start over, making it 2x funnier than it was before, because that's how broken my humor is.

person no 1: "hey...hey, what the frick-frack snick-snack paddy-wack diddly-dack crack-pot slap biofeed back-pack slap thumbtack sidetack tic-tac do you think you're doing, sir?"
person no 2: "mind your own damn business."

by bigdaddy123yesplease September 29, 2021

Pot on the Cock

When you're making weed brownies and you insert your cock into the batter and then someone proceeds to suck you off.

I got some pot on the cock last night.

by givemeyourmilk21 April 8, 2015

The Crockpot

When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, and returns to eat it 4-8 hours later, depending on the season.

Lance: "We're going out for burgers, wanna go?"
Gary: "No thanks. My old lady let me give her the crockpot this morning."

Lance: "Lucky."

by Mitch Nasty February 3, 2015

The Crockpot

When your girlfriend mother drives 10 hrs having to shit, but instead ofew stopping to poo, she let's it brew until she gets to your house then paints your toilet and walls.

Dammit Linda, you did the crockpot again. My toilet looks like an atomic shit bomb went off.

by Spanky J May 2, 2015