the children
the children by A user of this website January 30, 2019
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The Children
The Children by omghelpmeplease October 3, 2008
The Children’s Rebellion
The Children’s Rebellion is only the best fanfic to ever be created in the history of fanfics. The Children’s Rebellion is also the saddest fanfic I have ever written. I would kill to have Aria_Cinabuns writing skills. Full on genocide.
Friend: “Hey, what are you reading?”
Me: “I’m reading The Children’s Rebellion by Aria_Cinabun on ao3, read it or I’ll pull a Chroma on you!”
Friend: “What does that mean?”
Me: “Read to find out.” 😉
Me: “I’m reading The Children’s Rebellion by Aria_Cinabun on ao3, read it or I’ll pull a Chroma on you!”
Friend: “What does that mean?”
Me: “Read to find out.” 😉
The Children’s Rebellion by scoobydoo1009 May 24, 2022
The Children of Chaos
The Children of Chaos by cocisawesome June 10, 2011
it's for the children
Example #1
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
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Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"
Wife: "Where are you going?"
Husband: "I'm gonna go have some drinks with the guys... but it's for the children!"
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Example #2
Government of the US: "We will be censoring the internet and suppressing your freedom of speech... but it's for the children!"
it's for the children by Arces February 9, 2012
think of the children
The most dangerous words in the English language. Often spouted by single-minded individuals with (seemingly) good intentions to persuade people to curtail any given liberty instead of assume personal responsibility.
The government needs to ban all the porn from the Internet, so we don't actually have to get involved and explain our personal morality to our offspring! Please! Think of the children!
think of the children by Another Wordy Oddball August 12, 2007
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