the center 

a place in newtown ct where kids hang out and make plans for later in the night. this is located in a shopping center in the middle of town. usually teenagers meet here when they want to meet up, or go here when theres nothing to do that night. sometimes kids pregame drink and blaze weed in this parking lot.

whats goin on tonight?
dont know, do you wanna stop at the center?

wanna meet up?
yeah go to the center

the center by cant stop wont stop July 17, 2006

The center 

The center of an ass. The asshole. A place men like women to visit. 2-3 times.

Guy- " You going to the Center?"
Girl- " Yeah, 2 times."

The center by An Icc Student April 29, 2012

The center 

You want me to agree that YOUR FAMILY is more important than me. I don't expect you to consider me more important than your family. I expect you to toss my life aside in the name of your family as though it were nothing.

Hym "Yeah, that's great. You be in the center and appreciate me as a novelty. Fantastic."

The center by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

The Center of Our Happiness 

In an erotically blessed couple, the woman's clitoris, focus of all devotion, from which emanates such intense energy, joy and transcendent oneness that her lover can think of nothing else. ... Excuse me. What were you saying?

In the middle of the day, apropos of nothing, she suddenly blurted, "the center of our happiness" and he knew exactly what she was craving.

The Center of Our Happiness by Monkey's Dad December 14, 2022

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too 

a place to help kids

owned by: Derek Zoolander

MUGATU: i present to you... THE DEREK ZOOLANDER CENTER FOR KIDS WHO CAN'T READ GOOD! (unveils a model of the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too)

DEREK: ..what is this?! a center for ants?!?! how can we be expected to teach children how to read if they can't even fit inside the building?!

the center for kids who cant read good and want to learn how to do other stuff good too by 2 cool girl August 2, 2011

The Center of the Universe

1. The centerpoint from which the Big Bang released all matter into space, so therefore, the oldest point in space. Some theorize that there is/was either a giant black hole or a giant white hole (the opposite of a black hole; it expels matter instead of sucking it up) at the center of the universe at some time.

2. Me.

1. Yo momma so old, she has baby pictures of the center of the universe.

2. Do you really wanna mess with the CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE?! Hmm?!

The Center of the Universe by DENIAL ACCEPTED April 26, 2012

The Center for Early Education 

A school for the snobby and not-so-snobby rich kids of LA. Located in West Hollywood, this school has such celebrity children such as Magnus Ferrel (Will Ferrel's son), Anabella Sherman (Sela Ward's child) and many other director's children. Those on financial aid are typically not accepted into social groups. The education is pretty good, but those talented writers do not get AP classes.

I've been waiting for my kid to get into CEE for ages! Now she's in, and only for one grade? WTH it only goes to 6th grade?!?!?! The Center for Early Education isn't as fab as I thought.

The Center for Early Education by CEEBlogger October 16, 2009