the bish

A shortened version of Bishop
A man who can talk his way out of situations even if you're completely pissed at him...
A man who knows how to put others down and knows the boundaries as to where not to cross the line...
An excellent friend and someone who knows how to play harmless hilarious pranks...

"Damn the bish got me good, i have no comeback to that"

"Dude weren't you just pissed at the bish?"
"yeah well somehow he told me it wasn't his fault anymore"

by trishthebish April 1, 2009

The bish bench

The bish bench is a high honour in South West British culture. The trio that sit on this bench are Floss ( the dark wolf); Seb (the bish leader) and Abbie (the tag along). This rich culture includes events such as talking, eating chocolate and waiting for he bus.

When people take over the bish bench, the bish trio get angry and go to Greggs to get steak bakes. It is a historical tradition performed at the seaside town of Teignmouth.

Hey do you want to go to the bish bench?

by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019

bashing the bish

For a male to masturbate. The glans of a penis resembles a bishop's mitre.

"I was bashing the bish last night. Almost as good as pussy!"

by erotica69 September 17, 2005

bish the fish

A nicer way of calling someone a bitch.

Teacher: Retard
Student: Fuk u jus call me bish.
Teacher: Excuse me??
Student: yea u heard me bish the fish

by hbic:head bishes in charge December 28, 2011

Said The Actress To The Bishop

A more clever, sophisticated way of saying "That's what she said." This phrasing goes back to very early Edwardian times and is of British origin.

"That's a BIG ONE, said the actress to the bishop."

by Koshell September 3, 2013

Bashing the Bishop

(1) Masturbating
(2) Assaulting a man of the clergy

(1) Crikey that was sum good bishoping.
(2) Bastard vicar!!!!

by Andy Smith October 15, 2003

beating the bishop

Masturbating.

How many times a day do you beat your bishop?

by chronicmasturbator March 27, 2003