A man who has a ninety thousand dollar job senior year of high school, who may or may not be a world leader, who once had a party so epic a pig's head ended up in his bathtub, who needs no sleep, who might be robotic, who is known to break the arms of those who surprise him, who will never cut off my dick.
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In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
In the game, once you get past level 5 you can be killed and looted by anyone, and this was a 'no rules' server. Bards had a skill that made them run faster than everyone else and Fansy used this to his advantage. He attracted Sand Giants, a hugely powerful enemy with equal speed and had them follow him throughout the world purging the crust of sin. You'll get a better description if you just fucking google search it. It's the top page which has actual quotes from the legend.
I used to be Fansy the Famous Bard's friend, but I haven't heard from him for over 10 years. He's most likely moved on.. Fansy, if you read this remember me!
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1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!
1: It doesn't matter who or what you are. You WILL be fucked!
2: If it can be fucked it WILL be fucked!
DM: you all enter the chamber and you see dragon sleeping on a
Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*
Bard: I would like to invoke The Bards Law.
Everyone: *Facepalm*
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