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the barber

A guy who likes to fuck up beautiful girls lives
He is the barber of all time
by Oibo March 7, 2017
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the "Barber"

when you have the herpes, aids, and all the STDs accounted for in your med records...you've got the "Barber".
Man I just got back from the clinic: I've got the trifecta- the "Barber".
by DevilWoman.inthenextroom January 25, 2021
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The Barber Special

Total an utterly gay , enjoys anal, and long walks on the beach!
A.J was running a race and got the sudden taste for huge cock and done his cool down getting gangbanged in the locker room. While planning his beach vacation. “The Barber Special”
by RatStealer449 January 28, 2018
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Brandon the Barber

he is the best barber gives you that fade 1st time free best at fades he's looking for 5 big oily pickaxe dudes so if you know any big oily pickaxe dudes tag them in the comments
"YOOOOOOOOOO my boy Brandon the Barber HOOKED ME UP BRO LOOK"
by effin myles April 26, 2023
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You can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.

17th century idiom.

A formal deductive logical device used in a debate that simultaneously agrees and disagrees with any proceeding statement or argument.

See also "It's a dog-eat-dog world, Winston Churchill said that."
A: Al you old son of a bitch, how you doing? how you feel about the Dolphins? That call last night was aweful.

B: As far as I see it, you can pay the barber, but you can't buy him breakfast.
by elip October 29, 2014
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phil the barber

A man who gets a nose ring at 40 years old
"Yea they say he's clinging to some twisted form of his youth , quite the phil the barber actually ."
by JiveassCracker January 30, 2015
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floyd the barber

A word used to describe a serial rapist, commonly shortened to just "Floyd". This phrase originated from a song by the band Nirvana
She knew she was with Floyd the Barber as soon as she saw the van.
by Hockey16 May 31, 2017
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