the boogieman

1.an imaginary monster that children believe hides under the bed or in the closet to scare people

2. any false threath

Parents have been known to tell thier children that if tehy don't (insert chore or task here) the boogieman will get them.

by Light Joker May 12, 2007

The Boogieman

A minor character from the lore of the fictional animated band Gorillaz, he is seen as an antagonist but later on becomes less of a threat and is seen just chillin' in the Gorillaz HQ. Apparently he is the demon that Murdoc made a deal with to become a famous musician, he is also the rejected 5th horseman of the Apocolypse known as flatulence because of his smell. he is first seen gassing 2D but he is first fully seen in the music video for Stylo when he surrounds the police officer in smoke and they both disappear. The gang in the plastic beach (Murdoc, Cyborg Noodle, and 2D) are seen fighting him on multiple occasions. Gorillaz is neat, you should check it out.

Person 1: the boogieman is so underrated! He should get more attention!
Person 2: Uh... no. He doesn't mean that much to the story.
person 1: Yes, yes he does. Remember? He made that deal with Murdoc.
Person 2: Whatever. It's not that important.

by JustYourAverageSociopath October 6, 2019

Shooting the Boogeyman

To avoid embarrassment in anticipation of premature ejaculation; pull your girl to the foot of the bed, kneel on the floor to perform oral sex while simultaneously AND secretly blowing your load under the bed. Continue oral until erection returns then resume intercourse and perform like a champ.

It was Lou's first time with Susie. He was in the midst of drilling when he felt like he was going to nut too soon. He knew Shooting the Boogeyman was his only way to get a second date.

by CL Quick Fart March 5, 2011

The Boogyman

You must be sitting in a chair, straight up. A girl is on her knees giving you head, while giving you a head massage. If you take away the chair, and the dude, it looks like the girl is the boogyman, with her hands up and her mouth bobbing.

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"Hey there Jason, what was meaghan doing to you last night when we were watching that movie?"

" Oh yah, she was just giving me The Boogyman."

"Nice man, thats why she was creeping the fuck out of me."

by CAMAND0R JEFREY February 5, 2009

The Boogie Man

a monster that lives under your bed eating cheese and crackers as they f*ck terrorists like Iben Farteen and Illstrukerand Yuwach.

That f*cking boogieman f*cking ate my f*cking sister.

by JMJ3 February 23, 2005

the boogie man

1.what we, as younger children or adults, were afraid of when the light was truned out hence the exesive amount of money wasted on power bills wehn your child turns 3 and insists on having a night light.
2.the man that eats your socks and shoes and favourite underwear you thought you put out inthe wash months ago...

1.child: mother dearest, i am quiet frightened by the boogie man hiding in my closet be a dear and look for me
Mother: now now thier is no such thing as the bo-...
(mother is eaten by the boogie man)
2. child: mom!!! i can find my other black sock? have you seen it?
mother: no!!

by the mouseinator September 3, 2006

The Boogie Man

When a man picks his nose during intercourse and inserts his finger(s) into his partners anus.

Dylan picked his nose as Michelle bent over and became the boogie man.

by DJAM2016 July 2, 2016