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the aligator 

A sexual position where the girl is laying on her back with her legs together, and the dude is on top. Beat up the pussy while your dick rubs up and down her clit, then when she's about to skeet, put more presure on the clit while moving side to side in an aligator crawl motion. you can prop yourself up with your hands or get the whole body into it.
she had a swampy twat, so i gave her the aligator.

her skin was so course, cracked and rough....i had to aligator the bitch.
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The Electric Aligator 

When an aligator gives you them fuck me eyes
Aligator; "*gives unsuspecting human the fuck me eyes (The electric aligator)*"
Human; "*Runs away very fast*"

aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car 

who the fucking fuck is aligator green giant poops for life xd get rekt with tommy in it poop crazy bread little turds on the floor lol little baby orphan ronald mcdonald happy meal fart poop shart lol oswald qualarpius the shart fart car

yelling at the alligators 

The act of vomiting noisily into a toilet bowl or other drain. Derived from the urban myth of the existence of alligators in the sewers.
I drank way too much last night and spent all morning yelling at the alligators

Choking the alligator 

To trick a foreigner by telling them something false about or relating to America. Comes from the classic underground film Stranger Than Paradise.
I told my Hungarian cousin Eva that in America instead of saying vaccuming the floor we say "Choking the Alligator".

feed the alligators 

to evacuate one's bowels (i.e. to take a shit ) esp. when one expects it will be particularly voluminous. (refers to the urban legend of alligators living in city sewers)
Sam: I need to go feed the alligators.
Cam: Huh?
Sam: You know, drop the kids off at the pool, kill a fish, give birth to a new politician?
Cam: take a shit?
Sam: Isn't that what I said?

feeding the alligators 

When one exposes themselves to fiction that stimulates our negative qualities (like horror fiction) so that they can work through them in a healthy and harmless environment as catharsis.
Serial killers and other murderers appeal to the impulse Stephen King calls "feeding the alligators," and Carl Jung called "integration of the shadow self," but it all means the same thing: that entertaining our own dark side can be therapeutic.
-- 8-Bit Philosophy