the 300

The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl and waiting for her to fall asleep at which time you slip the used condom over her head and slap her in the face shouting "THIS IS SPARTA!"
Erin was so bad in bed tonight, I gave her the 300 for breakfast.
by HooHa P November 21, 2008
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the 300

while the victim is sleeping place each testicle over their eyes and then your penis over the victims nose, the result is their face looking like a spartan mask
i gave kurt the 300 last night
by beandip February 22, 2008
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the 300

while the victim is sleeping place each testicle over their eyes and then your penis over the victims nose, the result is their face looking like a spartan mask
i gave kurt the 300 last night
by beandip February 22, 2008
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300

1. The number following 299, and preceding 301

2. An award-winning graphic novel depicting the Battle of Thermopylae by Frank Miller, inspired by the movie The 300 Spartans. It's first issue was published in May 1998.

3. A movie based on the graphic novel by Frank Miller, highly praised but often criticized for it's historical inaccuracy by people that fail to realize that it's a movie based off of a comic book, which was in turn based off of another movie, and NOT a documentary.

4. A perfect score in bowling.
1. ...298, 299, 300,...

2. "I read Frank Miller's 300 yesterday, it's truly a masterpiece."

3. Person 1: "Hey, did you go see the new movie, 300?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it was terrible. There was almost no
historical accuracy. The fighting styles were wrong, the
armor was wrong, and the numbers were wrong."
Person 1: "No shit, sherlock. It's a movie, not a
documentary."

4. Person 1: "I bowled a 300 today!"
Person 2: "That's amazing! You should go pro."
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A Movie made in 2007, by Frank Miller (Sin City), about the Battle of Thermopylae (480 BC), where 300 Greek Spartans defeated about 20,000 Persians.

Leonidas I of Sparta was the leader of the Spartans.

Xerxes I of Persia was the leader of the Persians.

Many extremists believe that the Persian army was 5,283,220 soldiers large, while the Greeks had only 7,000 soldiers.
"Did you go see '300'? "

"Yeah, it was nuts."
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300: this is madness......
300: This is Spartaaaaaaa!!!
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The 300

When you have just finished having sex, you make sure your naked partner is at the end of the bed near your feet. Then yell "This is Sparta!" and kick her off the bed.
Dude I totally pulled The 300 on my girlfriend and she hit the ground hard.
by YS March 28, 2007
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