Turkeys

a source of food, dead or alive. Mostly eating during thanksgiving or christmas

Throw dead turkeys in joeys yard is fun

by GOD December 16, 2002

Turkeys

A user of the Flying Turkey message board.

Look at those Turkeys post.

by Magus December 11, 2004

Turkey

Its Worse Then Goin Ham.

Goin Turkey Is One Up From Goin ham.
Its A Jokingly Way To Say Goin Ham

Guy1:Damn, He Went Ham on Her Ass
Guy2: Na Slim, He Went Turkey. Hahaha

by ShawtyMclovin August 8, 2011

Turkey

A very spoiled dog born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Generally sleeps in the master bed, eats the best food and treats.

Dog: "Oh mothver, I'm sick of it!! Fathver's a dead beat asshole!"

The wife: " I know, Turkey we'll rid of him here soon!"

by Johndoe5 October 29, 2015

turkey

slang for BIC lighter

Hand me that turkey baby.

by VDanger April 15, 2011

turkey

(n) a loser; an uncoordinated, inept, clumsy fool
OR
a tool; a person who is not in with current culture and slang or is just generally uncool.
These slang usages of the word "turkey" were mostly used during the late 60's and 70's by urban-dwelling blacks.
See jive turkey

That honkey is one straight-up jive turkey!

by Jam Master J November 24, 2005

turkey

1. a failure, a sham

2. stupid and inept person

The Mario Bros. movie was a one hell of a turkey, especially considering that it was based on a video game.

by The Return of Light Joker November 26, 2010