A male body part that often resembles the characteristic throat of a large bird native to America.
Hey Greg, your turkey is hanging out.
by t-grex November 18, 2018
A bird that can't tweet.
Turkey cannot tweet, because Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan (Or if you are dyslexic, Pro Gay Centipede Ray) banned it's usage and access.
by DildoBob March 27, 2014
It ain't cool bein' no jive turkey this close to Thanksgiving.
by The Shizzole March 5, 2003
Someone who says something extremely stupid or blatantly obvious which should get them stomped in the balls.
Man 1: I can't pay Wayne Rooneys wages.

Man 2: shut up, you big turkey.
by Two Toke October 23, 2013
A person or thing who has done something stupid, wrong, moronic or plain dumb.

Dublin slang for idiot, fool, moron etc...
You couldn't remember last night? You're such a turkey.
by hahayeturkey July 26, 2011
Turkey: A place where a person goes to get a nice set of teeth at a reduced cost
Alright kid how much did you spend on them turkeys?
by boyobop July 19, 2021