gucked

It means your computer is horny.

Bob: Dude I think my computer has a mind of its own, fatblackchicks.com just opened up
Rob: Nah dude, your computer is just totally gucked

by TotallyGuck February 13, 2009

Guck

The fatty layer that protrudes between a man's lower abdomen and upper genital area. This abnormal physical trait is usually found in obese men, regardless of age or race.

The male derivative of the word Gunt.

Short form for cock-gut.

Gut + Cock = Guck.

Also known as a Gick.

Most fat guy's cocks look smaller because they have a guck.

I can't properly measure my cock because my guck is in the way.

Luciano Pavarotti and B.B. King have big gucks.

by Chib Chakan September 16, 2005

guck

A wet stinky mushy turd that peeks out of the water in the toilet bowl (mostly dark in color)

He had to make a guck before his shower.

by gayjo October 12, 2006

Guck

Word used instead of fuck

I want to guck you tonight, guck I dropped my phone, for gucks sake

by 123gsj October 26, 2019

Guck

The secret religion of the Guckers. The believe the great Guck, the one true God who talks of Money, Pussy and Weed. It is believed it originated from The Land of The Baby Dicks.

Pussy ass niggas from the Guck church tried to make me pay $50 last week!

by PussiSlaya July 12, 2015

Guck

1. I’m tryna dydtycaomf.

2. You are the coolest and sexiest person I know.

1. Hey liam, Guck.
2. Just letting you know, Guck.

by Youalreadyknow69420 July 23, 2020

Gucking

When you get fucked by a goose or shove Gorgonzola up yo pussy

"He was gucking me so hard until I had to return him to the zoo."
"It felt so good getting gucked by the Gorgonzola, I decided to put some crackers up there too."

by Bird.And.Cheese.Fucker.69 September 26, 2017