the act of splooging in a partners anus and having them fall asleep. The next morning they wake up to the surprise of a glued butt hole
by Anonymous July 17, 2003
by Anonymous November 4, 2003
Red envelopes are often presented at social and family gatherings such as Chinese weddings or on holidays such as Chinese New Year. The red color of the envelope symbolizes good luck.
The money amount contained usually begins with an even digit (traditionally mostly anything involving the number 8), as odd numbered money gifts are associated with funerals. At weddings, the amount offered is usually intended to cover the cost of the attendees as well as help the newly married couple.
During Chinese New Year, red envelopes are typically given to the unmarried by the married, regardless of age.
From the old saying goes, the money in the red envelopes are not suppose to be open for usage until Chinese New Year is over, else bad luck befall on you for the whole year.
The money amount contained usually begins with an even digit (traditionally mostly anything involving the number 8), as odd numbered money gifts are associated with funerals. At weddings, the amount offered is usually intended to cover the cost of the attendees as well as help the newly married couple.
During Chinese New Year, red envelopes are typically given to the unmarried by the married, regardless of age.
From the old saying goes, the money in the red envelopes are not suppose to be open for usage until Chinese New Year is over, else bad luck befall on you for the whole year.
DUDE! I just got almost 500 dollars in red envelopes on chinese new years!!!! I'm going on a shopping spree tonight. (:
by amachi February 16, 2008
Toni fucked so many people behind my back, I found out she was nothing more than a meat envelope at the end of the day.
She even fucked my grandmother!
She even fucked my grandmother!
by $hIti0T August 6, 2014
When a man is with two Filipino women, one of whom is giving him fellatio while the other gives him analingus.
by Syrian Squad Bay Ninja January 16, 2011
A phrase used to refer to a job that's extremely boring and monotonous, and can usually be easily replaced by machines.
by gharble March 23, 2009
A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope”
by ImSataniic May 11, 2023