The Dowel

The Dowel is perfect, it is flawless, a symbol of humanity. The Dowel is your guru. Praise The Dowel.

"I just saw a group of people from all walks of life and backgrounds playing cricket & drinking gin. Praise The Dowel!"

by C - Aurora May 31, 2020

Dowelling

dowelling is the improvised act of snoodling to be employed whence both parties who dare engage in the act have been circumsized. The alignment of the shafts is achieved by the insertion of a matchstick half way down each of the parties urethera to achive unity.

Hey Gunter wanna snoodle? shit man i cant i dont have a squid dick, do you? No i dont either.......... saddle up cowboy and get a box of matches were dowelling tonight.

by Ellrotts June 24, 2011

Dowell

Irish, shortened from of Gaelic Mac Dubhghaill , meaning shady and dark

The surname Dowell really could be McDowell.

by teach076 September 10, 2008

dowell

To telecommute sans pants.

"So, now that we have our connection... Are you dowelling, too?"

by Suki Snook September 11, 2008

dowel

A good pal that is very vital to your life style.

whats up my silly silly dowel?

by Shelby September 25, 2004

dowellism

A dowellism is any form of famous movie, tv, or song quote that is repeated numerously by someone to the point at which the quote becomes annoying.

"I'm Rick James, bitch!"

or

"My name a Borat. Very nice!"

or

"Sexual harassment...PANDA!"

Response:

"Shut up with your dowellisms!!!"

by that_one_dude March 29, 2007

dowel

A plugged cigar. A cigar rolled so tight you can't pull the smoke.

Half that box of cigars were dowels. I could of used them as tent pegs.

by CarlitoFuente August 5, 2008