Cousin

Hank: No, it's my cousin's.

Kahn: Isn't cousin a hillbilly term for wife?

by Entr' Acte January 25, 2010

cousin

"Bessy Mae might done be mah cousin but she done did me!"

by 1337W422102 March 9, 2005

by beadleslover15 February 22, 2011

The act of ejaculating on a females face then stickin her hair to the man juice. Similar to an "Abe Lincoln" but shaving of hair is not necesary.

After i came on her face i gave her a cousin it.

by M.A.C July 27, 2006

A creeper- someone who is doing things such as facebook stalking, acting like a creeper or actually stalking someone.

"Sheesh can you stop being a cousin for a hot minute?"

by DJBUZZCUT November 20, 2011

The most annoying fucks ever in the wold they Just piss you off and Shit in your pants

The act of cumming on the sleeping females forehead and then swiping a layer of hair over it. Creating the infamous cousin it look.

by Manbat666 January 14, 2009