When you have two bitches by there nappy ass hair from behind, and your scatter brain cant decide which ass canal to stab so you just stick a toe in each asshole and hang the fuck on...
I grabbed shaneka and yolanda by there fake ass weaves and did a dyslexic chariot across the living room floor.
by Erich Bastel May 24, 2007
When a man wearing a velour onesie carries a man on his penis. The other man wears a crown and flip flops, whilst singing the Norwegian national anthem. It is known as the ultimate ride/gay sex act that can be performed.
by edbanger04 February 20, 2011
Having sex with a woman from behind (usually with her on her knees) and holding on to her hands/wrists straightened out behind her like reins.
by craigozzie June 9, 2016
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A Japanese car produced/made 1999 or prior, the car generally resembles the great Yamato Battleship in its presence on the road, This is due to a number of things such as size, aggressive appearance or beefy appearance, history or even mystery. The car is usually unnecessarily long and wide, it could also be described as a presidential / imperialistic limo who's presence on the road could also make you feel uncomfortable. Don't be fooled though these weapons of mass destruction usually have the finest engines to be produced out of Japan and will eat your euro piece of shit for breakfast lunch and dinner.
Guy 1: "Woah! did you see that 1998 Toyota Crown drive past"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did, It's a bit of a Japanese War Chariot"
Guy 2: "Yeah I did, It's a bit of a Japanese War Chariot"
by H4RSH October 16, 2021
Where a man is about to have intercourse but backs up and then proceeds to run at the velocity of a Roman chariot. He then rams his magnum dong into the vagina.
Can cause internal bleeding and in extreme cases: death
Can cause internal bleeding and in extreme cases: death
by asianfuk December 13, 2017
A sexual practice in which one party sits on a toilet without the toilet seat down and enters the other party anally, creating a motion which drives the penetrating party deeper into the bowl of the toilet, away from the tank. Risks associated with Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot are principally associated with the penetrating party ‘riding too high’ and being injured by the lid to the tank as a result of aggressive movement.
I was Tanking in the Warrior’s Chariot last weekend with my girl, and I didn’t pay attention and the damn tank lid hit me in the head.
by Woodworker6 March 12, 2022