by RancidNigger December 09, 2024
The Beetle is a condition in which a beetle is constantly crawling on your scrotum. You are unable to kill or move the beetle, only enjoy it’s feel upon your godforsaken satchel. Every 9 months the beetle bites your sack and disappears, leaving it infected for 2 months. You are beetle and infection free for only one month per year.
“Hey Nathan, would you rather lose one arm and one leg or have The Beetle!?”
“Oh… For sure The Beetle!!!”
“Oh… For sure The Beetle!!!”
by RancidNigger November 25, 2021