Innocent teachers and kids who say they smoke gas but never do.
Kids who say their about to fight but ain’t like that.
The kid there will beat anyone in a race on god.
Kids who say their about to fight but ain’t like that.
The kid there will beat anyone in a race on god.
Anchor Bay Middle School North has the best football team in the world with an Undefeated football season.
by NotBraydonKloeb October 13, 2021
A pyramid scheme to separate well educated liberal arts majors from their trust-fund allowance. The scheme relies on false promises of high ROI, social rank, beer and Rotel on Fridays, a prom night do-over, and a view of the top 2% of the narcissistic personality disorder spectrum, providing insight into the human condition.
The top of pyramid is dominated by prep school spawn with low likeability. They live on a revenue stream from participants, but make most of their money from contracting gigs pitched through their university press “publications.”
The second tier joins two unique groups, a group of smart top-tier candidates that serve as sexual partners, breeders, and ego fluffers to the top tier in hopes of moving up, and a group of sexed-out top tier members that do not have the physical looks sufficient for the promotional material. Known as “Deans,” they are considered outcasts in the top tier circles.
The bottom feeders are IT workers that chew up a staggering 20-30% of the revenue. As master con artists, this bottom group benefits the most via telecommuting arrangements. Unnecessary equipment is bought from friends and placed where a row of cubicles would actually provide a habitat for revenue generators in most schemes. Some speculate the lights on the equipment blink hypnotically and subdue higher tiers. This group garners additional revenue from “work@home” side gigs which fund spiritual retreats on the California coast and bottom-shelf gorged orgies.
The top of pyramid is dominated by prep school spawn with low likeability. They live on a revenue stream from participants, but make most of their money from contracting gigs pitched through their university press “publications.”
The second tier joins two unique groups, a group of smart top-tier candidates that serve as sexual partners, breeders, and ego fluffers to the top tier in hopes of moving up, and a group of sexed-out top tier members that do not have the physical looks sufficient for the promotional material. Known as “Deans,” they are considered outcasts in the top tier circles.
The bottom feeders are IT workers that chew up a staggering 20-30% of the revenue. As master con artists, this bottom group benefits the most via telecommuting arrangements. Unnecessary equipment is bought from friends and placed where a row of cubicles would actually provide a habitat for revenue generators in most schemes. Some speculate the lights on the equipment blink hypnotically and subdue higher tiers. This group garners additional revenue from “work@home” side gigs which fund spiritual retreats on the California coast and bottom-shelf gorged orgies.
by UnderemployedMBA February 18, 2011
Your experience largely depends on what house you're in.
House A: Smart kids, but also some of the dumbest kids and biggest assholes you'll ever meet. Try-hards are sprinkled here and there, but they never get anywhere in life and most kids just use them to get good grades on projects.
House B: Mainly jocks, and the biggest sport here is lacrosse (as well as the entire school.) There are a couple popular girls, but they're mostly sluts or drama queens. Also the house with the nicest lockers and classrooms.
House C: Pretty much everyone else. Druggies, future high school drop-outs, and popular (not really) girls. Also known as the ghetto of the school, there are a couple nerds who cry when they don't get into advanced classes or rant about how horrible the school system is when they get less than 100%.
House A: Smart kids, but also some of the dumbest kids and biggest assholes you'll ever meet. Try-hards are sprinkled here and there, but they never get anywhere in life and most kids just use them to get good grades on projects.
House B: Mainly jocks, and the biggest sport here is lacrosse (as well as the entire school.) There are a couple popular girls, but they're mostly sluts or drama queens. Also the house with the nicest lockers and classrooms.
House C: Pretty much everyone else. Druggies, future high school drop-outs, and popular (not really) girls. Also known as the ghetto of the school, there are a couple nerds who cry when they don't get into advanced classes or rant about how horrible the school system is when they get less than 100%.
See that girl from Bay Trail Middle School? She's a little try-hard. None of the popular girls even like her.
by anonymousgossiper May 10, 2014
A school full of hoes. Ugly ass girls that wanna be cute. Boys who broke as fuck but swear they got money. People that wear fake ass clothes and shoes. And girls who think the can fight.
by Bay creek middle school November 29, 2017
I went to Bay Creek Middle School from 6-8 grade, it was terrible! Literally just look at the reviews on the school. The administrators are mad disrespectful. Ms.Martin is extremely rude and ignorant, she needa stop yelling and sit down. These teachers at Bay Creek 👎 if you have an option to not go to Bay Creek take it!!
by og_vanover May 29, 2018
Ghettoest School Ive ever been to and its not the staff or the school thats Ghetto its the students and half of the students that go there are WHITE. And we also got a white kid dat said n!gg@. The football team is ass but atleast they won there last game.
Hey have you ever been to Bay Shore Middle school well its really ghetto but less ghetto than Bay Shore High School.
by Too ghetto for me and im black November 7, 2021
A group of dedicated, misguided, and ignorant people who play Super Smash Bros Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch. Contrary to the other crews of the Bay Area, they carry a train of logic so misinformed that they must use their loud voices over their intelligence. With their incredibly wacky takes about the bestselling game, they reside in the Bay Area High School Smash Discord Server so their reasons remain shielded from public backlash. They remain abbreviated as BAHSS.
"I think olimar is mid tier at best"
"that's a Bay Area High School Smashers-level take bro, chill"
"man roy is so hard to play"
"dude, are you a BAHSS?"
"that's a Bay Area High School Smashers-level take bro, chill"
"man roy is so hard to play"
"dude, are you a BAHSS?"
by NorCalBoys June 15, 2019