"Last night, when Joseph and I went back to my house from our date, I was about to perform oral sex on him but when I pulled out his penis I was frightened by how taudy it was."
Thot and Datty had a Child and Name the Skinny Qween Thaddelaine, Thaddy for Short.
MOM: Thaddy! COME EAT BEFORE I STARVE YOU TO DEATH.
DAD: Did you just call me FAAATTTT HELENNNN?!
MOM, WHISPERING: No. I Was Calling Our Child for Dinner, You bag of Dick Tips.