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Word used to describe an unsightly penis. Examples would be, extreme curvature, nasty veins, etc. Short for "retarded-looking".
"Yo, that shit be taudy"

"Last night, when Joseph and I went back to my house from our date, I was about to perform oral sex on him but when I pulled out his penis I was frightened by how taudy it was."
taudy by tsalagie December 15, 2009
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taddy cat 

An annoying person who causes a random disruption to your personal being. Someone who messes things up or makes something go wrong. Or also used if you cant think of another word to call somebody.if someones a taddy cat, their pretty much janky. :]
my friend pierce called tate a taddy cat when he jumped off the golfcart JUST to pick a wild apple.

mason;ty, you freakin taddy cat, you made the dog pee on me!"

pierce; quit being such a taddy cat and go get me a water!

jessica; quit it tristin your bein a taddy cat!

meggan; david quit mooning your freaking butt at me your being a freaking taddy cat!

taylor; slams his locker and yells taddy cat, but ponders in confusion of what it really means...
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A rather large and vocal group of intoxicated middle-aged men attending an outdoor event. Mostly obese and sometimes shirtless, they pump there fists into the air and belly slap each other at backyard barbeques, tailgate parties and other open air gatherings.
They love all sporting events and Hair Metal, high “five–in” themselves to the hits and other low brow simian activities. Will approach an attractive female at will and say something moronic.

Dope, Moron, Idiot, Imbecile, sports, Hair Metal, dolt, maroon, dumb dumb, genius, quiet, smooth,
That Tardyard event next door is getting out of hand; maybe we should call the police.

If that Tardyard doesn’t cut it, I’m throwing my shoe at them!
Tardyard by Lord evil May 15, 2013

John Tardy 

The vocalist of the death metal band Obituary. His vocal style shouldn't be left to the term "death growl," but "death roar" due to the sheer power of his voice.
John Tardy is rightfully referred to by some as the greatest death metal vocalist of all time.
John Tardy by DaRoffle October 17, 2015

Taldykorgan 

Taldykorgan, also known as Taldy-Kurgan or Taldyk, second largest city in the state of Almaty, Kazakhstan. The city of Taldykorgan is mainly famous for nothing, except for hot and brave guys form it. The population of the city itself is about 130.000 people. The population of metropolitan area, which includes small villages like "Otenai" among youth known as "Kotenai" and the other village "Yerkin", is 150.000+/-50 people. It has uncertainty of +/"-"50 people, because of constant wars between Otenai - West Side and Yerkin - halfly East Side. As a result of inconsistent behavior and appearance, resident of Otenai and Yerkin are not considered as Taldykorganian.
-Have you heard of that guy, who kicked ass of a whole soccer team?

-Yeah, obviously he is from Taldykorgan.
Taldykorgan by olzhik_chicago March 6, 2011

TrudyMorse 

Adj: awesome, spectacular, amazing, and other assorted positive descriptors. Can be used to describe a person, event, object, etc.
The party was so TrudyMorse!
TrudyMorse by Hanegev Happy December 31, 2010

Lardy-Tardy 

When someone is a combination of fat/lazy and habitually late/incompetent.
Donna was 15 minutes late for work this morning and completely forgot to provide a quote for a big customer. . . she's such a lardy-tardy.
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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