A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.
Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.
by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022
by DiddlyDeez October 4, 2023
Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.
1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 14, 2021
that annoying ass glaze (no pun intended) that covers your crack sometimes after going to the bathroom. unidentifiable too. is it piss? sweat? fluoroantimonic acid?
i was trying to go to fifth hour when i felt ass juice in my crack so i had to rush all the way back to the bathroom to wipe it.
by alyssa69gaming2011 September 12, 2022
by Avenc3nt December 9, 2018
by TAYKSON May 4, 2022
What's your problem do you have apples in your ass
by Mall33 December 12, 2016