Ass juice

When you've been sitting down so long that your seat is full of sweat that came from your butt

Guy 1: "So, the other day George asked if he could use my desktop computer."

Guy 2: "What happened?"

Guy 1: "He was on for three hours. When he got up, I noticed my seat was full of ass juice."

Ass juice by Anonymoose January 22, 2015

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ass juice

The bi-product after a good round of anal sex. Usually a mixture of semen, feces, KY Jelly (or your preferred lubricant), and, depending on how hard you jackhammer that brown eye, blood is also part of the consistency. Add mayonnaise and you have a Anal Colada!!!

When I pulled out of her Hershey highway, she let go at least 8 oz. of ass juice. Just a reflex I guess, so I added mayonnaise and made her eat it. Anal Coladas baby!

ass juice by T-Nuggets October 6, 2009

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ass juice

Clear sweat found in the crack that smells like ass.

I was fingering an Indian man's asshole to loosen him up to insert the dildo & got ass juice on my finger.

ass juice by Mischief Maker November 14, 2004

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ass juice

Going by the above definition; The rectal mucus made to accomidate bowel movements. Not enough to sustain fucking, which is why lubricants must be used. As opposed to the vagina which has natural lubrication, because it was made for fucking.

"I have to go on, but these ignorant democrat cunts write the stupidest fucking definitions. The only ass juice is the diariah your mom drank."

"The butthole was made for shitting, the pussy was made for hitting."

See cunts and the "shit packer" reference in Shitskin

ass juice by fuck YOU May 27, 2003