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Ass hoist

A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.
Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.
by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022
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