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Text messaging 

1. An act that should never be done while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which one should be paying attention.
2. An act that numerous teenagers often do while in a car, during class, or in any other situation in which they should be paying attention.
Idiotic teenage driver: *whips out cell phone and starts text messaging*
Intelligent teenager: Whoa! What the hell are you doing?! You're going to get us killed!
Idiotic teenage driver: Huh? Did you say something? *swerves*
Text messaging by ProudGinger June 24, 2010
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Text Messaging 

The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute, Fucking Waste of time and money.
Text Messaging
John:what time does the game start?
Scott:You missed it, Just ended
John:I texted you like 2 hours ago
Scott:Never got it
John Bullshit!
Scott:FUCK TEXTING JUST CALL ME!

text messaging 

a method of cellular communication used by teenage girls who either...

A: think it's cute
B: like to waste time
C: think that it makes them look tech-savvy.
most of the teen girls at my school are caught text messaging during class every day. It's an epidemic
text messaging by JohnyXYZ December 9, 2008

text messaging 

the act of sending a typed message via cell phone; a very efficient and addicting way of communication.
Ashley is addicted to text messaging, and she went 2500 texts over her limit last month.
text messaging by Ashley Jill December 6, 2006

text messaging 

1. The dumbest this in the world, why would you spend 15 minutes writing something on your phone, when you can call them up and tell them in a minute.
2. Nigga Technology- don't start wild&out saying I'm racist, I don't mean it in a disrespectful way. I am using it as a general term for ignorant mothafuckas. someone of any race can be an ignorant muthafucka
3. Involves typing with thumbs Which I just don't approve of.
4. Fun fact, nothing typed by some niggaz thumbs has ever been important
5. Text messaging sucks
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Text messaging
Person 1: Can you print out your conversations?
Person 2: No
Person 1: You wanna know why? Cause niggaz never have anything to print
text messaging by Suck my nine April 7, 2006

text mixed messaging

A. when the true meaning of a text message is lost because they are using an iPhone touch screen, short cuts or auto-text, resulting in the recipeints confusion or utter bafflement.
a: trn for bow
b: huh?

once again she falls victim to text mixed messaging via his iPhone touch screen when he texts her about meeting later

text messing 

doubting or use of sarcasm in cell phone text messaging.
(text reply) "are u serious? or are u just text messing w/ me?"
text messing by jacknjillcc December 7, 2010
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