text massages 

when your phone vibrates from a text giving you a short but sweet massage

"Thanks Jordanna, I just got your text massages. They were informative and pleasureful!"

text massages by Jennifer Goldberg March 8, 2008

text massage 

When you receive a text and your phone is resting against your genitals, causing the vibration to massage your package.

"What was that face, dude"
"I just got the nicest text massage from my Blackberry"

text massage by VPforVP September 23, 2012

text massage 

When one gets a text message when their phone is on vibrate. The phone vibrates and creates a massaging feeling in ones thigh, creating pleasure to the recipient.

Job interviever: what do you think you can offer to the company?
Ryan: uhhh.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh
Narrarator: Ryan cannot control his emotions during his interview due to his receiving of a "text massage".

text massage by Ryan J G February 26, 2006

mixed (text)messages 

when a text message can be interpreted in multiple ways according to the sanity level of the receiver. in this instance the person will either interpret the text as an insult or a dilusional compliment.

ryan: tonight was fun

interpretation 1: wow he didn't even use an adjective. just fun. not really fun. not hella fun. not astronomically fun. just fun. he doesn't like me anymore!asshole. i'm going to go slash my wrists.

interpretation 2: he thinks i'm fun! god i knew it! hes in love with me! i might as well start calling him my boyfriend because i think it's apparent: HE WANTS TO FUCK!!!!!

observing friend: wow fuck mixed (text)messages i will call this fucker up and see what hes trying to say

mixed (text)messages by katie cat :) January 15, 2009

Text Massage 

When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.

Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?

Friend 2

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Text Massage by Dyl-pod March 2, 2010

Text Massage 

What happens when you have your phone on vibrate and is in your pocket and you get a text, vibrating on your genitals and giving a very good massage.

Angela was sitting down, and randomly got a text massage from her dad.

Text Massage by destructotruck March 17, 2010

text massage 

That massage one gives to his/her own face after falling asleep while reading any college text book; this 'text' massage may last up to 2 hours often involving drooling;While some will argue to the contrary, there is NO evidence to support the claim that text massages increase the recipients knowledge base. see osmosis

I was up all night giving my face a text massage.

text massage by Sweetjsus April 15, 2006