texas shocker

I'm gonna use you like a bowling ball and give you a texas shocker.
by stinkypinky86 July 04, 2009
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texas shocker

2 in the cooter, 1 in the pooter.
shock that 'yatch texan style!
by double LL February 26, 2004
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Texas shocker

The act of inserting your index and middle finger in the hotbox and your pinkie in the starfish. (2 in the pink and 1 in the stink).
My wife likes it when I give her a Texas shocker.
by Biggwilley January 31, 2004
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