When you feel blah after staying up all night and partying with your friends and you think you might have covid. The next
day is shot. While laying on the couch most of the now afternoon, you think that rather than going to the store and getting a covid
test kit (ludicrous), you cut to the chase and assume you have covid. Then you talk about how you have covid for a few days. You garner support from like minded-
lazy, but pragmatic-suspious types
like yourself. You start walking around like you are ill. Maybe take the day off from work. Maybe a week. How much
sick time do you have? Maybe you
don’t go home for the holidays. Plane tickets are expensive. Sleep in your shitty childhood bed? Maybe your neighbors bring you soup. You could get used to this. Until the next time you get to party with your friends.