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Killing or being killed by the blunt force trauma of a testical. Or any variation thereof.
IE ~ testicals shoved down your throat, therefore causing asphyxiation and death. Or having ones testicals kicked so hard that one falls unconscious & chokes to death on one ones vomit. This would all be a Testicular Homicide.
by Len Bayne September 30, 2007
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What you say after watching someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's gonna need to have them surgically removed.
by yrgh October 5, 2025
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What you say when you see someone hit someone else in the balls so hard that you're pretty sure he's dead
Oh my God! That was testicular super-homicide!
by yrgh October 5, 2025
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texticular homicide

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murder or manslaughter perpetrated by a driver who was texting while driving a vehicle
Hrmm... phone in hand, reports of swerving in and out of the oncoming late, and a dead person in the other car... yep, looks like a clear cut case of texticular homicide! Put the phone down mam' and get out of the car. I SAID PUT THE PHONE DOWN! NOW!!! ...YES GOD DAMMIT...NOW!
by Mystery Meat 4U October 27, 2010
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