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tess g by K1llerkool April 19, 2017
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Tess G
Tess…Okay so Tess is a lot of things. Her most recognisable trait is probably her intelligence although it annoys her when people call her smart all the time, because she’s more than that, and people don’t notice it. But, yeah she is the smartest girl in your year. She’s a loud mouthed, way too loyal brunette, with freckles, a big smile and blue eyes. There are too many tall people in her year, so she looks short but she’s actually average height. Tess is also really romantic although she tries to hide it. Her biggest flaws are being madly in love with someone after a break up but NEVER contacting them because she’s got more pride than that, and forgetting that’s she’s human. She’s also crazy determined, over competitive and such a great friend. Shell be there for you, whatever the time, because chances are she’s on Pinterest scrolling at 2am or listening to Spotify. She loves languages, reading, writing, music, singing, songwriting, planning her future and writing letters to her ex boyfriends to try and get regret out of her system. It doenst work. If you ever find her, don’t let her go.
Tess G by Tessla_xtlg_03 April 12, 2024
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Tess Gerritsen
Easily one of the best medical mystery writers ever. Stephen King-- yes, THE Stephen King-- said, "Tess Gerritsen is an automatic must-read in my house; what Anne Rice is to vampires, Gerritsen is to the tale of medical suspense. She is better than than Palmer, better than Cook... yes, even better than Crichton. If you've never read Gerritsen, figure in the price of electricity when you buy your first novel by her... 'cause baby, you are going to be up all night."
Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.
Tess Gerritsen kicks butt.
Guy 1: "Dude, did you read the Tess Gerritsen book I gave you yet?"
Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"
Guy 2: "Yes. I peed myself and stayed up until 3 A.M"
Tess Gerritsen by Read On July 7, 2011
GABBY and TESS
two wonderful girls that always stand up for you.....play on your phone, and are ALWAYS making you smile/laugh-Gabby and Tess are amazing they will always be on your side, these names are also often born as pisces. They are amazing people.
random girl: hey kirsten did you see GABBY and TESS?
kirsten (me):yea i did aren't they so loving?!?!?!?!
random girl:i know right?!?!?!?!?!?
kirsten (me):yea i did aren't they so loving?!?!?!?!
random girl:i know right?!?!?!?!?!?
GABBY and TESS by Jess345_hey October 27, 2019
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